Monday, December 26, 2005

What Else Is New !

'Have you something for me?'

'Now why I give a bugger like you anything. Piss off you little piece of shit'

'Now that's no way to treat a long lost friend mate!'

'What "long lost friend?" You nicked my tellie the last time you were here, you wanker--get thee hence before I set Buster on your ass!'

'Hey! After all the trouble I went through to get this special little lot for you, one would think you would at least look at the goods'

'Ok--this had better be good'

'Well, I have this little bit of gear--purest stuff--straight off the boat'

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